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Mothers of Perfect Children (MoPCs)

You will run into her, usually at a school event that you should have skipped (see Command Performances). You would never have talked to her if you ran into her in any other social setting, but you are now bound together by the proximity of sitting next to each other in 6 inch wide plastic [...]

Crotchety Old Men

Every parent who has been out of the house with her children has run into a Crotchety Old Man (COM). These are the retirees who are so old that they don’t remember what it was like to be a parent, let alone a kid. They stare at your children with an evil eye that rivals [...]