It’s Okay to Say Merry Christmas–Just Not to ME
It’s okay to say “Merry Christmas.” Go ahead.
To your neighbor who puts up a million kilowatts of Christmas lights. He has branded himself. It’s okay.
To the lady checking out at the supermarket wearing a gaudy light-up Christmas tree sweater. Chances are, she won’t be offended, at all.
To the guy in his SUV in the Starbucks drive through with reindeer antlers on the sides and a big red nose on the hood. I think it’s probably safe.
But when you see a lady in line at the grocery holding her head because the Salvation Army Santa is constantly clanging and clanging and clanging and she’s out of Advil, wearing her “OY VEY” sweatshirt and buying enough freeze dried groceries to make it through the holiday season without yet another grocery run where she has to listen to a maudlin rendition of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” ONE MORE TIME, I don’t advise you to try it.
Especially when you notice that she’s wearing an Isis pendant and a red A pin and has a membership card from the Freedom from Religion Foundation that drops out of her wallet while she’s searching for her good customer card from the fourth store she’s visited today in order to find the last AA batteries in town, because she’s going to go mad if her kids’ gameboys run out of juice on Dec 25, when there aren’t any stores open.
And then, if you do make that terrible, awful mistake, and she answers (surprisingly politely, I might add, given the circumstances) with some sort of half-hearted, “You, too,” I really, honestly think you should stop there. Really. Don’t ask her about her plans for Christmas. Really. Don’t.
Because then she’ll probably tell you that she doesn’t DO Christmas, because you’ve hit that last, final nerve that just won’t stop twitching.
And will you feel silly. Or not. Maybe you’ll just stand there with your mouth open, because you just had NO IDEA that there were people in this world who didn’t DO Christmas. Like, about 21.5% of the American population.
For nearly a quarter of the population, Dec 25 is just a seriously inconvenient day, when nothing is open and there’s nowhere to send the kids out of your hair. So maybe it’s NOT okay to say “Merry Christmas” to that random stranger on the street. Or in the checkout at the supermarket.
And it certainly ISN’T okay to legislate the use of the phrase “Merry Christmas,” making “Happy Holidays” an illegal greeting.
Seriously? Why do these people even get elected? HOW do they get elected? Is the American public really THAT petty? Is the idea that there might be another ideology on the planet THAT terrifying?
I think the Onion said it better than I ever, EVER could:
Sumerians Look on in Confusion as God Creates the World
Happy Holidays.
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14 Comments
Deanna
Wednesday, 30th December 2009 at 2:03 pm
I love it when people try to legislate what comes out of (or goes in, for that matter!) my mouth. Grr! While your religious ideas (or lack thereof) and mine aren't in the same zip code, good grief, I'm not going to sue you for saying "Happy Holidays" to me. And I might even be nice enough to pick up your FRF membership card from the dirty floor and hand it back to you.
I read a blurb a while ago about a town – in Texas, I must add –
that encouraged the use of "heaveno" instead of "hello". Oh, good grief!
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Ed Adams
Wednesday, 30th December 2009 at 2:50 pm
It's supposed to be the Good News, not the Forced-Fed News.
I think Jesus would seriously be pissed if he saw what man has made the day, honoring His birth, out to be.
Just because I'm a Christian, doesn't mean I should persecute you for NOT being one.
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Stephanie B
Wednesday, 30th December 2009 at 4:23 pm
I have to admit, I haven't noticed anyone being upset about someone saying Merry Christmas to anyone, but the only people I've seen spun up about Happy Holidays are on Fox New and similar consumed-with-manufactured-slights spots.
I couldn't care less what people celebrate (or fail to). I've friends that celebrate Yule, Hannukah, Christmas and…nothing, except his birthday which happens to be December 25 – which he celebrates by visiting his folks in India.
Even if they passed such useless distracting legislation (haha, not likely), it wouldn't be constitutional. It's just more nonsense to distract us from the real work the government should be doing.
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cookie
Wednesday, 30th December 2009 at 5:53 pm
I grew up Christian and I hate Christmas. I would love if people would stop it… especially people in stores who don't even know me. And Happy Holidays really doesn't make me feel any better.
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frogmama
Thursday, 31st December 2009 at 1:16 am
It's interesting that there's such a backlash against "happy holidays" this year. Then again, I work for a company that had a Christmas-Hanukkah-Kwanzaa party overseen by an Integration Committee and some people still weren't happy. Some felt left out; others felt too spotlighted. I chose to focus on the goodwill of my company for providing food and wine and the fact that after the party I was free to go home and celebrate however I chose with my friends and family.
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Becca
Saturday, 2nd January 2010 at 3:52 pm
I love this!! Even I, who normally love Christmas, get tired of the bs politicians try to pass for no good reason. Really, we need a law to do this? They couldn't have been off working on hate crime or health care or something??
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Wendy
Saturday, 2nd January 2010 at 10:31 pm
I feel the same way about people trying to stifle me. I have an idea. How 'bout you do your thing & I do mine & we'll just get along? Can we try that?
I make it a point to say "Happy Holidays". I don't intend it to have any undertone, meaning, or hint other than "this is a festive time of year & I hope it is a happy time for you, whichever way you do or don't celebrate anything."
We are Christians and we don't make a big thing out of Christ & Christmas. It seems false & weird to me, since I don't really know what the pagan tree, or Santa Claus, or presents, or cookies or any of the other things we do have to do with Christ. I think it did at one time in history –> but we aren't Catholic anyway. We don't worship Saints (they're just dead people) and we don't feel a need to commemorate Christ's birth especially, since we also don't worship Mary (she's just another dead person) so that part of his life is relatively unimportant.
Wow, I've probably managed to offend half the population of the world. See? We should all just do what we want.
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Becca
Sunday, 3rd January 2010 at 7:05 pm
This is my first time to your site and I am a little uncomfortable. Not because you do not DO Christmas but because you seem to loath it. Ben Stein once said that although he did not DO Christmas that the good will shown during the holiday season is infectious. It is a time to be better people. It is a time to help others a little more then we usually do.
I understand your annoyance over most stores being closed on the holidays. One thing to think about is who would work on Christmas. People are entitled to celebrate their own holidays. I think that many retailers would have trouble finding employees to work on Christmas.
I am sorry that the holidays have been an inconvenience to you. On the bright side of things it will be another whole year until the world shuts down again for one day! Enjoy your new year!
Becca
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TheMother Replies:
January 4th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Do we read to feel comfortable? Or to be challenged? Perhaps to open our horizons to new ideas–to listen to different points of view than your own. If that's the case, I've done my job.
I don't loathe Christmas. I grew up with Christmas. It holds all sorts of wonderful memories for me. And while I will never admit to agreeing with Ben Stein about anything since \”No Intelligence Allowed,\” it would be fabulous if that good will thing actually worked that way.
But when we have legislators who completely ignore a near quarter of society and try to legislate \”Christmas,\” that's not good will, that's prejudice in its worst form. Take a step back from all your wonderful Christmas memories and just think what it would be like if Christians were only a quarter of the population, and the reigning governmental powers spent most of their time trying to marginalize YOU.
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The Mayor
Wednesday, 13th January 2010 at 1:50 am
Feeling testy, eh? Well me too and I am a Christian. But this holiday hyperbole is getting on my last nerve and for Pete's sake does it need to go on for more than a month. It doesn't offend me when anyone greets me nicely with just about any salutation, but I've had that headache with the bell ringing and it is not pretty.
I act on my beliefs everyday, not just during the "holidays".
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Andrea
Saturday, 16th January 2010 at 8:57 pm
Right after reading this I went to XKCD to catch up on some comics and found this one: http://www.xkcd.com/679/. Thought you'd like it.
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AmyAnne
Wednesday, 10th February 2010 at 5:35 am
My phrase this season was "good grief" I said it when I tried to pick up a prescription at Target and there were no carts left to strap the 2 year old into. I said it when I went to the grocery store and half the isles were covered top to bottom with all kinds of useless crap that will either make you fat or take up space in your home. I said it so much that the 2 year old kept telling her sisters "good grief!" anytime things didn't go her way.
It's not that I dislike Christmas or Kwanza or Hanukkah or whatever. I just can't stand the way it's pandered to my children, shoved down my throat and totally exploited. Get over it. I end up thinking just get over it, get on with your holidays and let this be done already.
But I couldn't just stand by another year and let this roll. This year we celebrated Hanukkah for the first time. Each night we lit the candles and said the prayers and then we did a mitzvah together as a family. We stood together as a family and made things better for people around us. Even the 10 year old loved it. The husband got involved. I'm telling you the way it made us drop all this crap and think about the bigger picture was awesome. Our Hanukkah made our Christmas feel better too. It wasn't about all the crap. It was about family. I don't know about you guys, but we needed that re-focus and it was damn nice.
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