Hand Me Downs

Evil Erin, flickr

Evil Erin, flickr

The advantage, one would guess, of having four boys is that one could simply hand things down to the next child, therefore avoiding large clothing expenditures.

That would have been great, huh?

Except:

First kid, on the chubby side. Never grew out of it.

Second kid, skinny as a rail until he was six. Then a tad on the flubby side. Not as big as his brother. Still couldn’t wear his clothes.

Third kid: Big husky guy, born wearing the same size as his older brother. I think he managed to get one pair of hand me down jeans. When he hit eleven, he turned into a bean pole. NOTHING we had in the house fit him.

Fourth kid: Skinny all his life. So nothing from the early years of the other three fit except a few pairs of pants from kid #2. Then, just when kid #3′s clothes might have started fitting him, he grew four inches and was taller than his brother. Hand me downs looked like high water gear.

So, NO.

The other thing they don’t tell you about hand me downs–each kid has markedly different tastes.

#2 would not wear any of the t-shirts from #1. They were too geeky (says the computer geek. I know there’s logic in there somewhere…)

#2 also would not wear shirts with collars. So even formal wear required new purchases. Just try to find a dress shirt without a collar. I dare you.

Kid #3 only wears “skinny jeans.” If it doesn’t look like a pencil, he’s not interested.

Kid #4 doesn’t give a flying flip about clothes, and would gladly go out in pants five inches above his waist, with white socks and no belt. We have to stop him at the door and send him back to change.

I would throw up my hands in total failure, except I do have this one consolation:

Kid #3  (the Goth) wants to wear MY clothes. He has already raided that drawer where I keep all my makeup rejects. And all my old nail polish. And a bunch of my earrings.

So, I guess something will get handed down, after all.

I always wanted a girl.

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19 Comments

I read your last sentence and burst out laughing.

We have one girl and one boy, and our one niece close enough in age is extremely petite and chubbier than my beanpole daughter –> so no hand-me-downs go to her from us.

As for the formal wear, you're far nicer than me. I would have said, "you don't have to dress like this every day, so for these very few occasions you're going to have to suck it up."

But I do understand his objection. Formal clothes in this country are ridiculous unless you live somewhere north of Nebraska. Here in Texas they should be taking notes on Filipino formal wear.

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TheMother Replies:

I'm a big fan of Indian formal wear–the Saris are stunning and the dhoti looks good on any guy. Somehow, though, I think they might be a tad out of place in shul on high holy days. Just a guess.

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This is hysterical because my #3 of 4 boys also has already raided my jewelry box and my hair product. He is the most picky about his clothes. (and has had his ears pierced since his 6th birthday.) My clothes have been safe so far. And we do have the problems of different sizes and different styles, still, now they're all bean poles so at least the jeans get handed down.

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I always wanted at least one girl (I have two), but they're so spread out hand me downs will not be helpful. My son is so slender and grows so slowly, it's unlikely he'd be a help for dressing Roxy (who is a very very girly girl). My daughter does hel herself to my stuff, but NOT my clothes as a general rule.

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I could almost feel sorry for you except you never have to listen to screaming and girls pitching fits because their sister has borrowed the expensive sweater (which was stuffed in the back of the closet under a stinky towel).
Unless maybe you have been fit pitching yourself.

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TheMother Replies:

Fit pitching? ME?

Nah.

I did have to ask for my purse back today. He's only had it for three months.

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I bet you had the tag problem, too. No tags! And the seams on the socks had to be perfect. No scratchy anything anywhere. I sympathize!

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We have this exact same problem. (Well, Mom draws the line at the makeup, but that kid outgrew the Emo phase in a relatively painless – I can say that NOW! – time)
My oldest is extremely slim. They don't make jeans size 20/42 for some reason!
His sister is just like him…we literally looked for over a year for jeans for her. FINALLY just found out that Wet Seal (What an awful name!) has jeans that aren't indecent, don't make her look like a tramp, and are cool enough for her to wear. On CLEARANCE!
(And for a couple years down the road, maybe she'll decide to wear boy's jeans…she can borrow her brother's!) Yeah, right!

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This post totally cracked me up. I can definitely relate to the hand-me-downs. So far, Boy #1 is wearing "Husky" sizes, and Boy #2 is wearing "Slims." Yeah, not much being handed down. Plus by the time the second or third boy gets the tub of leftovers, all the T-shirts are completely stained and the pants look like they've gone through a shredder. Maybe one of my boys will one day decide to raid my closet and makeup drawer. A girl can dream, can't she? ;)

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These comments are hysterical. With my 3 boys I have actually been able to cash in on this hand me down concept. However, two years ago the two oldest boys, who are 20 months apart, have become the same size with the oldest's waist just a smidgen bigger. So I have had to increase the clothes budget and buy new stuff for both of them for back to school and spring. And then buy an additional bin to save everything for the youngest. The trick is remembering to get out the bins when needed for youngest. Seems he went all summer with 3 or 4 pairs of shorts. Then when school started I found the bin of shorts saved for him. There were 14 pairs of good shorts to choose from. He is happy to get all that stuff as long as I get him just a couple new shirts or such.
But the shoes? Gah! Every few months it's new shoes time for the lot of them. And the sad thing is they cost more than mine do.

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TheMother Replies:

I am still finding bins of stuff stashed away for "future reference." As each kid goes to college, and I clean out his room, I find the eight pairs of pants that WOULD have fit one of them, if we had remembered they were there.

ALL four of mine now wear the same shoe size. So no more shoe hand me downs, either.

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I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. You were laughing right? That's an interesting twist of fate. Luckily my four have been similar sizes at similar ages, I've actually managed to hand down some of the more neutral girl stuff to the boys. They'll never know the difference. Or they might appreciate it someday, my youngest has a very deep appreciation for women's shoes.

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TheMother Replies:

There is a point in the life of every boy when they don't fit into the boys and the mens are too big. THIS is when all four of my kids spent a year in women's shoes. They only balked a little.

Your youngest needs to meet my GOTH. Get ready to share your makeup and earrings.

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Goth needs to hang out with my son! He is still trying to figure out whether he is a skater or a sports guy. I think underneath it all he would be more comfy as a goth, if he thought his dad and Mama C wouldn't throw a gigantic fit. Me, I don't care. Just clothes, just hair, I have said that all along.

Even with my girls, as long as they are not showing too much leg (you should see some of the girls their ages), they can wear what they want. Want to dye your hair purple? Fine by me! :)

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Really, I have no choice but to post a comment to this, as one of the last lines is mostly incorrect…
The only piece of clothing I've ever borrowed was a long, black skirt for camp (and honestly, I doubt anything else would fit me!). Jewelry, yes. Makeup, yes. But clothes? Nah––my friends' fit much better.

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ck@badmommymoments Replies:

Please do elaborate on this camp…

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Hahahahh love that your son got on to defend his honor. :) So is the lesson we're supposed to take from this post that hand-me-downs are worthless and for hoarders?

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Hey, the long black skirt could easily be the most versatile thing in a persons wardrobe. Good choice Goth.

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