And in this Corner–the Teenager

People who write those "studies" never actually have their own kids.

And on the rare occassion that they do, they have never spent more than a few hours a day with them.

If they had, they would realize how full of shit they are.

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Um, I'm sorry, I don't think there is ONE right answer. I think each child, each teenager, needs, the response pertinent to them. I routinely question and control my teenage daughter because (a) everyone gets questioned in my house, (b) my ex is a cop and so everything I do is mild by comparison, and (c) because she's the sort of person who can be reasoned with. If she's doing something stupid, she has to justify it. Often, just the prospect of justifying it makes her reconsider.

With my son, currently six, I already know that won't work with him. I may just leave it all up to Lee because, truthfully, I'm already at a loss and he's not even talking.

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Why do you keep publishing these horror stories for us yet-to-be-parents-of-teens??!!!

My grandmother, BLESS HER HEART, was busy spying on me & having my music analyzed by a local preacher to find out if it had demonic messages encoded in it, and not bothering to question me about anything but just assuming "Ye Are a Teen, Therefore Ye are Up To No Good".

After a while I was all, "well. I'm being punished ANYWAY, so I might as well see what it is I'm missing and being punished for." THAT is when the trouble started. Up to that point I was doing very little. Even after that point my behavior was incredibly tame compared to most of my peers, but she was so horrified that she kicked me out.

So maybe assuming the worst IS a problem, ROTFL. If you find yourself stealing mix tapes to find out if your kid is a devil worshiper, it may be time to re-evaluate your decision-making paradigm (as quoted from one of my favorite movies, ahem).

The most kid-ignorant person I ever met was teaching a child psychology class at Texas A&M. Spouting the most ignorant drivel I've ever heard. For the first week she showed us how statistics are used to turn studies which don't show anything into future funding for stupid professors & 10-second news clips that freak out all of America and convince them all to go on yogurt diets. Then she spent the next 14 weeks telling us about studies that proved the most ridiculous things about kids. My favorite was the one which showed newborns understand all the basic tenets of physics. Yay! I should have had my newborn daughter do all my Physics homework that last semester! If only I'd known!

Another one said that kids under the age of 4 could generalize about anything. As in "this toilet at the mall is not the same as the toilet at home so the child must be taught how to use every toilet individually until he is at least four years old."

My first kid was only 16 months old at the time and I knew she (the prof) was full of poop. My daughter could, by age 11 months, find the Power button on ANY television, any make or model, on the first try, every time. It was her favorite game. Look what the grownups do when I push this button! HAHAHAHAHAHA! She also knew that any toilet anywhere was the preferable place to put any keyring she found. Also produces funny behaviors from the Tall People!

I was the only person in the class (including the prof) who had ever had a kid or even been around one much. Which was obvious (even before she posed the question to the class). She posed the question after I was the only one who kept raising my hand and saying, "but…."

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Even psychologists will admit that psychology is not an exact science. Or at least the more realistic ones do.

It would seem, though, that you, Wendy, are the poster child for this study!

I haven't changed my parenting style much between the four kids, and I have four TOTALLY DIFFERENT outcomes in their teen years. So, I'm with Stephanie. You have to treat the kids individually.

And there's absolutely NO point in sending the Goth's mix tapes to be analyzed for satanic overtones. Why pay someone to tell you what you already know?

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This reminds me of that Bonnie Raitt song — "let's give 'em something to talk about"

So what do you say to "I'm going out." Duly noted?

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Ahhh. What did the poor parents of yesteryear do before Freud and Skinner? Amazing our species survived.

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We have been very lucky with the 15 year old (OMG, yes she is 15 as of Saturday), however I already know that I am in for all kinds of hell with the 11 year old. We have started calling her and one of her little friends the dramas b/c if you add some black eye makeup and some hairspray they would match every 14 year old goth girl I know.

I really don't have any good answers, but I am with you I am not fond of the ostrich parenting. I have one friend who has practiced that and two out of her five are having severe problems, guess why??

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I wonder if these doctors get so sucked into their research that their words no longer make sense…even to themselves.

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Wow. This puts a damper on any optimism I held that I and my offspring would survive the teen years. So no matter what I do or don't do or think about doing then inadvertently project through nonverbal communication, I am screwing my kids up for life? Should I disregard those public service announcements that tell me I should talk to my kids, know where they are? What does the article say about retreating in to alcoholism until your kids are in their early twenties? I'm kidding. Alcohol makes me sleepy.

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Seriously, I'm sure studies like these have value, but the potential for abuse is ridiculous. I, probably like everyone else, interpret this study (what little I know of it) in a way that supports my parenting. LOL. I think kids need to know we're aware, but not necessarily suspicious. I try to let my kids know that I understand what they're up against, and I try to make it as easy as possible to make good choices. I could DO the exact same things (aks where they're going, who they'll be with, when they'll be home) and come off suspicious and distrustful instead of proactive and aware. I want them to understand my intent. But yes, I'm totally with you on the irony that no matter my stated intent, they will interpret my behavior as having the worst possible motivation. So where's the study showing that teen expectation of parental suspicion actually results in increased parental suspicion?

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Some things change, some things stay the same but basically the same conversation with a teen old enough to drive:
Kid: I'm going out.
Me: Where, who will be there?
Kid: Yada yada (who know's if it's true)?
Me: Don't smoke any dope, drink, or do anything stupid.
Kid: K
One thing has changed. I no longer have money for bail or an expensive lawyer, so really, don't be STUPID.
So far so good, I've only had to deal with a minimum of stupid.

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