The Apparatus for Facilitating Childbirth by Centrifugal Force

Ah, hahahahahaha! Why should astronauts get all the fun! I know I can't think of anything that enhances the maternal bond like flinging my newborn into a handy net and having the OB/GYN wave as I swing by.

Is that thing over the mother's face to catch vomit?

the patriarchy: forever jealous that they can't make babies.

No, the mom's head is held in place by a chin strap–no barf bag in the patent application. That thing that goes over her head is actually a foot above it on the transverse photo–it's the "ball governor" for the centrifuge.

Um… so modern civilized women are kept in confinement?

Really, why does he make it sound like women are kept in a box? And to think I managed it all on my own despite a confinement that's rendered my muscular system completely useless. Love the diagram!

Good God, and I thought men were only evil enough to have created bras, high heels, and pantyhose.

“It is the primary purpose of the present invention to provide an apparatus which will assist the under-equipped woman by creating a gentle, evenly distributed, properly directed, precision-controlled force, that acts in unison with and supplements her own efforts.” —

I'm feeling fairly under-equipped and overwhelmed at the moment , what with all the vacuuming, dusting, and laundry to be done. I wonder if old Blonsky's invention might now supplement this woman's own efforts and . . . come in a handy unison right about now?

Sorry to inform you of this, but the bra was invented by a woman. She billed it as a better alternative to the corset. Which it most likely was.

At least now I have an explanation for my 21 hour with Mr. C. I was not primitive and must not have had that fully developed muscular system. I learn something every time I come here..

Oh man, I opened this post five times before I could successfully enlarge the picture and read past the first three paragraphs. This is a frightening contraption. I'm thinking there isn't enough phenergan in the world!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I just spent 8 hours on my feet in heels, wearing a super-support underwire bra.

AMEN. It is ALL EVIL. If men had to wear this BS, it would go out of fashion in a hurry.

I thought I posted a comment. Where'd it go?

I guess I'm an idjit.

And then it only posted the first line? What is going on????

So strapping yourself to this damned table and getting your baby SPUN out is more "civilized" than using your body as it was intended. For, you know, work and stuff?

ONLY A MAN would think this is a good idea.

wow. i'm so glad i was born now and had a kid when the drugs flow like water. men have it s easy.

interesting post as always.

That looks extraordinarily unpleasant. I can't even imagine being swung in a circle as I tried to deliver a baby. I can't imagine it wouldn't lead to severe vomiting.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Well if I didn't get motion sickness so easy I may have given that thing a ride to get my 6th baby out, she was extremely stubborn.

patriarchy schmatriarchy. read up and find the patent for the blonsky was dually issued to mr and mrs blonsky.

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