Johnny and the Little Green Men

Meet Johnny. Johnny is a normal boy being raised by well-intentioned, loving parents. Who, though, might be a bit odd. Johnny’s parents have taught him that, once a year on the summer solstice, a few little green men from a galaxy far, far away pop into his backyard for a few supplies. If he just [...]

Another Really Good Reason Not to Clean

Any frequent reader knows that I detest cleaning. Cleaning is a pointless activity. Entropy always wins; a room you clean today is just going to be cluttered tomorrow. Add to that the wasted hours that could be used to do something, well, useful, and it’s fair to say that I have given up housecleaning as [...]

Maybe You Can’t Trust a Midwife After All

The entrenched misogyny of the Church in the Middle Ages that we have witnessed (due to the fact that the people in charge: a. were celibate males who were terrified of women who might steal their chastity, and b. were celibate males who knew nothing about women) had a few concerns about midwives. You see, [...]

Competitive Parenting

We’ve all been there: at a school or social function, with other moms and their kids. The moms are all jostling for position, reaching for the ever-ephemeral “perfect mother” title. Competitive parenting. The problem is, no one knows the RULES. It’s hard to win without goal posts. So I offer, free of charge, the very [...]

Is Parenting FUN? Is it Supposed to Be?

An article in Psychology Today this weekend was titled, “Why Parenting isn’t Fun.” The most interesting part: When 909 Texas women ranked how pleasurable daily tasks are, parenting was ranked sixteenth, after cooking, watching TV, exercising, shopping, and housework. Wow. We’d rather do housework than parent. Considering how much I hate housework… Hubby came through, noting [...]

Wanton Whores? Who Says?

Since time immemorial, it seems, women have been viewed as voracious sexual predators. It was taken as a given, since at least the time of Aristotle (who is said to have originated the idea but was probably just writing down the accepted wisdom of the time). Through Aristotle, it became known to the medieval Christian [...]

The Mother’s Guide to Groceries

In some cultures, women simply pick up what they need for that day at the local market. No long term planning is required. This wonderful method requires that: a) one has a local market; and b) your kids don’t run out of food in a single day. In America, most of us are used to [...]

It’s Not a Good Idea to Blog when You’re Mad at Your Husband

Probably. At least, not if he actually reads your blog. And mine does. You would think, after (nearly) 30 years of marriage, he’d know that pissing me off is a bad idea. It is, at the very least, always expensive. One of our most expensive rows was right after our second baby was born. I [...]

Is that Queen Victoria on your Medicine Bottle?

The 1880s were a great time to make a fortune in snake oil. The “patent medicine” business really took off at the end of the 19th century. Let’s face it–conventional medicine had not a whole lot to offer. Bleeding, mercurials, radical surgeries… Can you blame folks for checking out the competition? This is the age [...]

Paging Dr. Google…

I was so duped. When I was in training, they convinced me that medicine was hard. That it took years of practice to be able to settle on a diagnosis from a presenting list of signs and symptoms. That the only way to get it right was to spend ages learning everything there was to [...]

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